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You signed up for facebook when you came out of the womb
You are here for life
YOUR LIFE!
Its not a life online.
Profile views are daily when you step out the door
No user agreements
No third party participants
You don’t need anyone to like your life but you.
Friends come for lunch,
Call you when they miss you,
And bring flowers to dinner invitations.
There is no option to ignore a friend request.
It is addressed as soon as possible!
Because friends are meaningful:
Friends are personally responsible for
Hugs and kisses
A game of catch.
Our interests are shared, together, in a team…
With love.
Anyone poking you
Will truly have a carnal knowledge of you,
Know your mother’s name,
And if you are ticklish.
You want someone to help you with your farm:
Ask for seeds.
Refund in crops.
Revolutionary Stew 
They just get better!
P.S. I know your mother’s name 🙂